Remember, some of you are going down on each other tonight...

The title is a quote from George Carlin. Since hearing the whole line, which makes fun of double standards, It repeats in my head every day. Here's a massive example of a double standard. It's perefectly ok to call a white person a honkey, cracker, and what's that oth.. oh yeah white devil. But say one God damn thing about a black person, and your the biggest piece of shit on the planet. D.S.'s don't stop there. People have double standards on Driving, family, religion, politics, music, and just about every other aspect of life.

Anything is funny, and if you want to know what some one means, or why they said something, fucking ask them. I remember a few people that were more then happy to make fun of me for driving into a restaurant, but lost it when I made fun of some of they're fucked choices. It's not that I didn't think what happened was funny, it's that I won't tolerate your double standard. Here's a news fuck flash for ya. Sex, and all of it's perverse off-shoots, are fucking funny. And if you don't tell me it's not funny to you, I'm gonna keep joking about it. And if you get all bent and serious, don't turn around a joke about it with other people.

Regardless of whats in the news, or what tragedy happened, don't suddenly think you make up for all your macabre jokes with a serious tone, or a somber address. And realize if you live long enough, you're going to be guilty of this.

Look at some of these steller examples:

How many of these people who banned smoking drink, yet say they're totally concerned about health.

How many people hiss at racial slurs, but are more then willing to use them on other races.

How about all you fucks out there who think every girl, taken married or what have you, is fair game. Yet just looking at your girl friend is cause enough to fight.

People who tailgate, but get mad when another driver hits their brakes.

There are oh so many more to say, and if you know one, post it. Fact is everyone, myself included, is guilty of this. It's those who don't accept it, and actually look at you like you're a piece of shit. You people can kiss that fatest part of my ass.